Michael Jackson - Wacky stories from after his death!

WHOLE OF THE LOON
A crater on the moon has been named Michael Joseph Jackson in honour of the star. The crater, formerly known as Posidonius J, can be seen from earth through a telescope and was renamed by the Lunar Republic Society after the Thriller singer’s death.


NEVERLAND OF RISING SUN
A group of Chinese Businessmen have proposed to build a replica of Jackson’s Neverland Ranch on an island north of Shanghai as a tribute to the late singer. The 10m replica would be the centrepiece of an agricultural sightseeing park with sample rural cuisine and Chinese folk music. Developers hope to have the park open for business next year.


JACKO WAS IN THE CLOSET
“Michael Jackson had a string of gay lovers who he seduced by saying, ‘The King of Pop is going to lick your lollipop’,”
This is the claim made by in biographer Ian Halperin’s new book Unmasked: The Final Years of Michael Jackson.
The book quotes two unidentified men who say they were the singer’s gay lovers and would meet him in grotty motels for gay romps.


‘THE KID IS MY SON’
Just days after his death, Jacko’s serial stalker Billie Jean Jackson, who inspired his ‘80’s smash hit Billie Jean - claimed that she was the mother of his youngest son Blanket whose real name is Prince Michael Jackson II.


THRILLER KILLERS
As all eyes focused on the actions of Jacko’s personal doctor Conrad Murray in the hours leading up to his death, the singer’s sister La Toya blamed a group of manipulative hangers-on for effectively murdering her sensitive brother.
La Toya said: “I believe Michael was murdered, I felt that from the start.”


REMAINS LEFT ON ICE
US showbiz media outlets claim to have proof that Jacko’s body is being held in a freezer by his family until his burial. Reports claim he is above ground in a freezer at Forest Lawn Hollywood Hills and is frequently visited by his mother Katherine. Freezing is an expensive process.




TIME TO BURY THE HATCHET ON RUMOUR
Almost seven weeks after Jackson died on June 25th, word leaked to the media he had been buried in an unmarked grave during a secret ceremony attended only by his family. Reports in the British media said Michael’s body has been laid to rest at the Forest Lawn Cemetery in L.A. It has now been confirmed his official burial will take place on the 29/8/09.


BUBBLE BURSTS FOR CHIMP
Sources revealed how Jackson’s former trusty companion Bubbles the chimp was banned from his funeral.
As the King of Pop’s funeral took place in California, the ape was kept 3,000 miles away in an animal sanctuary in Wauchula, Florida. A spokesman for the Centre For Great Apes said: “It is sad for Bubbles but it is better that he stays here.”


INVASION OF THE BODY SNATHERS
Up to 70,000 people gathered at the Staples Centre in downtown LA for Jackson’s stylish send-off and a further billion watched on TV stations across the world, but an insider later dropped a bombshell by claiming the singer’s casket did not contain his body. The insider said: “The coffin was empty. There was no body there at all.” The Jacksons have denied this.


HAIR WE GO AGAIN
An autopsy into one of the world’s most popular singer’s ravaged body showed he was bald and severely disfigured. Doctors revealed that his hair was reduced to a “peach fuzz” on his scalp. It was claimed that the black shoulder-length barnet he displayed in public was just a wig.